I’ll have a tee please, Bob.
It’s the future, and all is not well in Golf Club Wasteland. In a totally unexpected turn of events, the Earth has been rendered inhospitable by an ecological disaster that nobody saw coming. How were we supposed to know that using liquefied dinosaur bones to power our cars was bad? If those egghead scientists had told us then we definitely would have considered not driving to Alton Towers but, hey, you live and learn.
Anyway, the Earth is destroyed. Whatever. Good riddance. Sick of the sight of it, honestly. All hail our new world, Mars, which has a couple of things going for it. Number one, it’s red, which is awesome. That’s about it, actually. There’s an extensive list of issues with living on Mars, and top of the pile is that Mars’ weak gravity has ruined the noble sport of golf.
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